WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you must raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog – they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you at midnight asking “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies you can sell them.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you they don’t get mad – they think it interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.